Cave man stylee parody
However some of this is true, I don’t know know some of these things and I should… I do believe in women’s rights I treat women with respect but I am ignorant of many of the issues they face. This was inspired by looking at some of the ugly girls club poetry from the Brighton fringe.
I could support women and their rights
But periods frighten me
and I know nothing about my own biology.
has it come to this?
I am a man it’s not cool to pay attention in sex Ed class at school
women are sexy
but they vex me
I know nothing about contraception
I know more about call of duty
but the women are on mutiny against me
and flowers won’t heal the rift
chocolates are a gift
but they won’t lift my sisters mood
She’s right Aggy
I came from a vagina
But I don’t know how pregnancy works
it’s sperm and egg isn’t it?
I need to be taken down a peg or two
I imagine childbirth is really hard to do
and that’s not flippant or funny
I don’t know how to chat women up
So I just talk about the weather being sunny
I am man I know how to blow things up including footballs
I walk tall
but I know nothing about abortion
I live in a distortion
a male dominated world
I know girls
but will they be forgiving
for me not knowing this stuff
I know I can’t bluff