The world is a friend who doesn’t care

The worlds a friend who doesn’t care

sitting with a drink in hand in their underwear 

the worlds a friend who won’t ask

how you are, for fear of being taken to task

the worlds a apathetic snob

who treats you like a knob 

and drives you round the bend 

and then pretends they don’t 

like a narcissist who gaslights you every time they talk 

I am sorry but all they do is squawk the loudest

and the proudest 

the worlds a crowd who can’t remember your name 

or all that you overcame to be here.

The worlds a computer game stage 

that makes you want to rage quit 

but you feel like a blue tit 

wanker 

cranking it up to the giga watts 

but there is a power outage

the worlds a woman who you like

but never get to speak to 

she’s beautiful 

but she’s seems to see through you

The worlds is a beautiful game 

but the football you play is rubbish a shameful 

sham 

when your name is…

The worlds a racket 

trying to make a wage packet 

but all you do is stack it 

As in fall

when you try to walk tall

and wise

but you are always met with phoney surprise

I am sure this poem could go on 

forever 

but it was written for those like me who like to be tethered to their therapist 

I am sure there’s a clever answer somewhere 

but maybe the hecklers won’t speak

they been waiting here all day for me to take it in the cheek.

Helicopter lover

I’ll be your helicopter lover

Closer than twin flame or any other 

I’ll be your rescue party of one

your loving song 

on the radio 

I can’t behave with you

But that was in those golden days 

now I am like a stray 

like dog on heat about to have the snip

I want to take a dip in your seas

Babe please 

I’ll be your helicopter lover 

Closer than twin flame or any other 

I’ll be your rescue party of one

your loving song 

on the radio 

I can’t behave with you

I don’t know what to do I love you

but I am lost

look at what love costs

a day a week or a year

I look back to those golden times

diamond hard like my rhymes 

Look you probably don’t even remember 

me from January to December 

you’ve moved on

but how can I be so wrong

to love you…

Like a football manager

I look to myself for management

like a football team

who’s fans scream for their cup dream

I am in the depths of relegation instead

fans dreams are dead.

I fight disturbed sleep

waking up from bad dreams

screaming booing my own game

and the shame of losing

I am bruising

going into battle like a worn out team of veteran players

I am in need of better management and encouragement and prayers

not a self talk that swears

schizophrenia and autism a toxic mix

and sometimes I cannot help but feel like a dick

another penalty going against me

I withdraw to the stands

the best laid plans

of a team with high hopes and dreams

but I keep screwing up my own team.

I am too inconsistent

Middle table in the conference is too high an expectation

when I meet my friends like fans they don’t understand

and give me a frosty reception.

Give me back my dreams

of being a winning football team

putting four past the opposition

That’s my metaphor and my disposition.

My poetry never gets read

My poetry never gets read

it hides in street corners instead

it lurks in the shadows of grey days

and seeps like a Smokey cigar out the window in a haze

It gathers at poetry recitals

where it splutters and mumbles

into action

my poetry is just a distraction

an interaction between a mad man and an audience

an ordinate scream

like pissing in a stream

and wondering what it smelt like

starving poets told to go on hikes

My poetry never gets read

it feeds the angels instead

but they don’t share

or care

enough to tell

what poetry of mine is from heaven and what is from hell.

I just like writing

poetry which is like lyrics without musical interlude

I know it’s rude but never mind you won’t read it anyway

and if you do have nice day…

I have a few questions

Do vampires get tooth decay?

Do werewolves get fleas?

Do zombies have to use prosthetic knees?

Do fairy tale princesses always say please?

Can witches have white weddings?

What do mummies have for their bedding?

Do Orcs have to shave?

Do angels ever misbehave?

What is a goblin’s average height?

And do ever they get tall?

Do giants ever start off small?

I’d like to ask these questions

If you have some thoughts or suggestions,

Please get in touch

My address is;

1 The Wizards tower

rainbow close

Fairy land.

Ha 2YU

A flipping marvellous Pancake poem

Pancake pancake why won’t you mix?
Pancake pancake why do you stick?
Pancake pancake why don’t you go to plan?
Pancake pancake why do you get burnt in the pan?

Pancake pancake this should have been fun
pancake pancake why do you run
when you’re stuck to the ceiling it’s no fun

Pancake pancake I would have had you with lemon and syrup
but I am laughing and crying so much I have got the hiccups.