Christmas Memes

When crystalline flakes fall from the sky

and Santa’s reindeer fly

when carrots are left out on the side

and sleighs rides glide

mince pies and a glass of sherry

Christmas trees with a fairy

wish lists and gifts

Christmas GIFS

with memes

snow globe dreams

seasonal cheer

and a beer

with friends

and mistletoe ends

remember to give a kiss

and look to the new year for bliss.

It’s snow joke ❄️☃️

It’s snow joke
when the busses stop
when you’re snowed under
when the beast from the east
has stopped your feast
cause Tesco shelves are stripped bare
and your sat in bed in a coat
cause your heating is broke
and your water pipes are frozen
and your route to work is closed
trains are stationary
and you have a feeling this should of happened in January
instead of March and it’s scary
snowball fights and snowmen are the only things you can do
and wellingtons boots are the new correct shoes
but you’ve got a Birthday party to get to on foot
oh shoot you might say
Let’s pray the snow goes away soon
or there might be a snowball riot
Nobody will keep quiet about them doing it better in other countries
but I suppose its not a surprise for them for it to fall so heavily.